My newest apprentice told me a joke the other day that cracked me up, and I can't believe I've never heard it before.

A guy says to his friend, "I... I see spots."

His buddy asks, "Have you seen any doctors?"

The guy says, "No doctors, just spots."

Ha! I swear if I'd been drinking a beer at the time most of it would have come out of my nose.

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